Why GIRLS Why?

Ohk girls this is serious....we all know that there is a certain kind of mystery around you that even the best of scientists are not able to cope with and secretly you all love this vary fact. But why some things and actions you do or take are totally and I mean totaally out of this world, actions such inexplicable and bizarre that a MAN’S brain would struggle to understand even if it’s cells, nerves, veins and all the component that make a MAN’S brain are working to their full potential and even more?

And why are all women on this planet like this? Seriously….do you gals have a MANUAL?

Some of the actions:-

When you are in a relationship, the guy you are dating is the best in the world. He is caring, he is sweet, he is charming, you write stories and poems about you two. And the time the relationship is over…He is the biggest crap on the face of this earth.
How can a great guy turns to crap in seconds? Can anyone explain?

You will unforgivinglly ask a guy about his views on things like the dress you are wearing, the new hair cut you had and even your weight.

Now if he tells you everything you want to listen then you sulk saying “You never tell me the truth…you don’t love me anymore”. And if by mistake that poor creature tells you the truth then you unleash such a fury on the poor soul that never ever he dares even to speak again.

At a bar you tell your friends about the cute guy at the corner, you stare him down until his pants are wet, but the moment he comes and approaches, he is the biggest nerd and how dare he came and talk to a girl like you….way out of his league.

Ya sorry…may be he took you for Cinderella. He is a guy after all.

You say WOMEN are stronger then MEN…Then why don’t you carry your shopping baggage yourself, why do we have to carry them. All of them.

Do you gals hate it when :-

• His best friend is a gal?
• He has 80% of the blanket on his side?
• He stares at a hot gal in the party?
• You are with someone who starts crying at a public place?
• You have tonnes of assignment and he calls and doesn't keep down the phone?
• You want a Pizza but he wants a burger?
• All you want to do is hear his voice, but he not talkin?
• He makes you feel jealous?
• He keeps checking your phone?
• He is late?

Well…We guys hate it as well.

PS: If you guys(gals) think that i had crossed the line, then look at the blog title again.



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Prayer of an ATHEIST

In this dark twisted world, In which people are afraid to Unfurl

He choose not to tag along.

In spite of the beliefs which were thrusted upon.
He choose not to tag along.

Many said ‘it’ is the ultimate goal

But he believed salvation is for all.
Fearless from almighty GOD,
He choose not to tag along.

Sometimes he wondered…How can CREATURE’s faith be so strong ?
Then he realized…They need ‘HIM’ to depend upon.

Never he discouraged anyone,

But  he choose not to tag along.

He believed in himself instead of ‘HIM’

And was called a FIEND due to this whim.

Deep inside he knew, they are wrong,

So he choose not to tag along.

Creatures asked…Why don’t you believe in GOD ?

 With a smile he said, because I LOST.

I pray…but not to GOD

Because I LOST.

Had there been GOD, i would have never LOST.
And thus...I CHOOSE NOT TO TAG ALONG.



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